Me: Clumsiest yet?

Well, I almost set my kitchen on fire...

I put something in the oven, and started the plate instead..

Of course, I had some stuff on the plate...

The things on the plate were obviously made of paper and plastic (great combo on the plate, I know)..

After 3 minutes I heard something (you know how a grilling fire sounds?)...

After 5 minutes I ran into the kitchen, seeing glowing paper, and smelling a lot of smoke...

Well, no fire....