Beer causes lung cancer - Wine cures it?

I just read that there's been a canadian study which separated smoking from beer drinking when considering what causes lung cancer. The study had shown that drinking more than seven beer a week gives a 50 percent higher risk of lung cancer, while drinking up to six beer a week "only" increases the risk with 20%. The same study shows that people who drink wine recieve the opposite effect - but of course the article ended up with saying that wine drinkers are more healthy with other choices, which would be the cause...

"Bartender, I'll just have a few glasses of wine with my pints please"
- Unknown future bar guest (yes, I just made it up...)

In other news, Harvard now has a telescope to find alien lifeforms (actually, according to the article, to find E.T., Alf and marsians... ). Well, there's no other news to beat that today - signing off, bleep bleep ;-)